I've just copped that today is Blog Action Day when bloggers are requested to publish a post with an environmental theme, to raise awareness of how we're making a right balls of the planet and buggering up the climate and so on.
My contribution is this - cows and farts. I'm equal parts obsessed by both so it's a neat axis on which to park this greenish missive.
Apparently, cow farts contribute to global warming. Who'd have thunk it? Their farts are seemingly full of methane - and who the intrepid cow fart researcher was I'd love to know - which traps more heat than usual culprit, CO2, and thus causes increased global warming. So a rattle from the cattle leaves us all in peril.
Der durty bastards dem cows. There's a joke in me somewhere about cows cutting the cheese too but I can't be arsed.
In support of the bovine population however, they are nice to eat and wear out of a Saturday night and even the problematic methane can be harnessed for electricity.
Do I get a prize now?
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