I'm one of those people who tends to read the nearest thing to hand when bored, so I found myself in a cafe the other day dutifully reading the pearls/grains of wisdom helpfully printed on the back of sugar sachets.
The above particularly festive editions of the well-known Gem Sugar Sachet made me laugh even more than the cheesy jokes ever could have when I realised that the dopey bastard printing them had gone and mixed up the jokes with the punchlines.
I bet nobody laughed out there in the cold, dark and lonely place that is the Gem sugar sachet production line.
Q. Knock knock
A. Who's there?
A. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom boom!