Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Burp!


Fcuk me flkos taht wsa a sroiuelsy dnrkuen Crhitsams. Tahknflluy terhe dseno't apeapr to be ayn lsatsnig ecffets form all teh aclohol and one sitll retinas the aliblity to bolg.

I sberored up terhe lsat Staruday week I tinhk. It wsa a rmrakaeble epxreince to wkae up and be flluy cgosninet fro teh frist tmie in a frongthit, teh dwnosdie bneig taht I tehn had to hlod rasenolabe converosaints wtih all teh anyonnig popele I wsa prveuiosly albe to igonre. Taht, and hvanig to lsiten to Mciheal Blubé and Bnig Cbrosie wthiuot teh aid of smoehting to dull my sneses.

Aynawy, tahnkuflly I apaepr to hvae cmoe trhuogh wtih all my fcautleis itncat, atlhuogh terhe may be a tpyo, or two, in tihs pceie so hpofeully Ssuan will go esay on me.

Hci...

11 work skivers replied:

Sandy said...

Wocelme bcak Moo-Dog. I'm very gald that Csrmithas has imoevprd yuor spenlilg. Now you are writnig in a way I can utrnsanded. I relaly want to be finrdes. Can we be firndes?

Snady
[Gradnad's Dog]

Terence McDanger said...

I laughed out loud at that, fair play Grnadad. :-)

Rosie said...

snort and rofl. happy new year, gentlemen.

conortje said...

I had a tall whiskey to help me read that - worked a treat - any old excuse...

Terence McDanger said...

Two new commenters in one day? Bejasus!

Welcome all...

Paul Heron said...

IT'S ALIVE :-)
Good to see you're back with a bang and on form again ;-)

Terence McDanger said...

Oh I've been around, just haven't had the appetite to post, comment on matters LFC. I've done so today though.

It's mad that one can type absolute gibberish and people can still comprehend it, isn't it? There's hope for the Sunday Independent yet...

Baino said...

Well it's been a long time between drinks McDanger . . I thought the Irish could hold their liquor . .

Obviously you have much to learn from your Aussie compatriots Padawan! We are second only to the Germans I believe but they drink gnats piss! We drink BEER!

(You on the other hand appear to have been imbibing a few other substances!)

I am a lover of children's literature said...

This post was fabulous, just fabulous!

gordo said...

The photo of the guy surrounded by beer bottles is getting hotlinked way too much, so I'm going to delete it soon. Host it on your own site while it's still available.

And if you don't hotlink from other sites in the future, you won't wind up with this problem.

Susan said...

Ah, Moo, ye naughty hot-linker ye.

I've come back from a VERY BAD time to see you, and sure 'nuff, I'm already laughing out loud, thanks for that! Though I admit to wiping a tear or two at being mentioned at the end...

Seriously, you should get a job with the Leitrim Post with typing like that.
8-O