Comments on Moo-Dog: The day politics was funny

True story: I used to manage the pub in Lucan whe...

2009-05-19T01:06:00.000+01:00

True story:

I used to manage the pub in Lucan where she held her weekly clinic. She'd turn up an hour late, drink me out of Jagermeister and eat a chef or two for punishment for not having her favourite biscuit factory to hand.

On her way out one day I was comforting a shocked and scared anerexic who had just had her entire belief structure cemented, she was walking out the

I once witnessed an agitated Mary Harney devour a ...

2009-05-19T00:06:00.000+01:00

I once witnessed an agitated Mary Harney devour a full grown bullock in one sitting. She dislocated her jaw, and began swallowing the poor animal whole, in a snake-like fashion.

The process took over an hour, after which she downed a can of Dr Pepper, belched, warned me "you ain't seen nothin, right?", got back in her car and sped into the sunset. I haven't been the same since. That

She's an awful beast of a woman

2009-05-18T23:48:00.000+01:00

She's an awful beast of a woman

I too saw her in a restaurant, she was lashing the...

2009-05-18T14:26:00.000+01:00

I too saw her in a restaurant, she was lashing the foie gras into her like the country didn't matter at all.

I saw her in a restaurant once. Very Mr Creosote-e...

2009-05-18T13:58:00.000+01:00

I saw her in a restaurant once. Very Mr Creosote-esque moment. Everybody was coyly trying to see what she what and how much see was eating.

I wonder how it feels to be the most hated politic...

2009-05-16T22:46:00.000+01:00

I wonder how it feels to be the most hated politician in Ireland . . .

That's nothing, I was in hospital visiting a cousi...

2009-05-16T13:00:00.000+01:00

That's nothing, I was in hospital visiting a cousin who had just had a baby. Harney was on a mission to see how much more money she could squeeze from it. I was holding the baby as she walked past, she took one look at me, looked at the baby and asked "You gonna eat that?"

Cunt.

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

2009-05-16T12:59:00.000+01:00

You'll have to jog my memory on that one.

Told Himself, and he replied: "Where did they find...

2009-05-16T12:51:00.000+01:00

Told Himself, and he replied:
"Where did they find a poster big enough to put her on it?"

No photo?? Tragical. Because that is HILARIOUS---I...

2009-05-16T12:47:00.000+01:00

No photo?? Tragical. Because that is HILARIOUS---I'm running off to share right now-- thanks!

Memories of Liverpool stag weekend, can't believe ...

2009-05-16T12:00:00.000+01:00

Memories of Liverpool stag weekend, can't believe it took me this long to blog it...

Nyum.

2009-05-16T11:44:00.000+01:00

Nyum.